Dear Gentle Reader,..If you are reading these words, then it seems you have stumbled upon this humble diary of mine. Be warned, it is far from a literary masterpiece, but I assure you this author is no ordinary bluestocking. While I welcome you to find any and all enjoyment there is to be found within the confines of these pages, there are a few things you must be aware of.Firstly, there will be absolutely no tolerance of drama, outside of the delicious gossip that yours truly is to write about. The Ton certainly needs no help in creating their own scandals, but if you've any in character secrets to share, I'm always open to hear them. Perhaps I will even add them into my next column if they hold any merit.In addition, cruelty of any kind is not permitted and will result in being removed from the premises, or even shunned in my next print. This includes but is not limited to hatred towards people, especially about things they cannot control. If this keen author takes note of any cruelty, she will not hesitate to cast you out of society.Lastly, but most certainly not least, allow me to remind you that this is all for leisure. Neither you nor I, dear reader, are required to be here. There is no obligation to attend any of my soirees if it does not suit you. If you don’t enjoy the words I write, you are more than welcome to disregard them at any time, with only minimal judgment from yours truly. We are all here to create wonderful moments and share in the delights of the world around us, so remember to take care of yourself, first and foremost.With that, I believe you know all that is necessary to carry on with my writings. Enjoy yourself, and never forget: Whistledown knows all.Yours Truly,
Lady Whistledown

TLDR... NO OOC DRAMA, DON'T BE A BULLY, and HAVE FUN!

BIRTH NAME ... penelope anne featherington
NICKNAME ... pen, penny
ALIAS... lady whistledown
DATE OF BIRTH ... April 8, 1796
PLACE OF BIRTH ... London, England, UK
ZODIAC ... aries sun
AFFILIATION ... featheringtons, bridgertons
GENDER ... cis female
PRONOUNS ... she/her, they/them
OCCUPATION ... debutante, author

FACECLAIM ... nicola coughlan
HAIR ... bright auburn
EYES ... light blue
HEIGHT ... 5 ft /153 cm
ORIENTATION ... pansexual
MBTI... infp-t
ENNEAGRAM... tba
PALETTE... pastels & cool colours, citrus (formerly)
LIKES ... reading, gossip, sweets, writing
DISLIKES ... tba

FATHER ... archibald featherington †
MOTHER ... portia featherington
SIBLINGS ... prudence, phillipa, & felicity (verse-dependent)
COUSINS ... marina thompson (†)
SPOUSE ... colin bridgerton
CHILDREN ... agatha, thomas, jane, & george
EXTENDED FAMILY ... phillip crane
PETS ... pug named prince
IMPORTANT PEOPLE ... eloise bridgerton

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*show Verse

BRIDGERTON ... this is her default verse, based on the show but canon-divergent. in this verse, she is the youngest daughter of the featherington family and is a social outcast. her only source of power is her anonymous gossip column that she publishes that spills the tea on all the dit of the ton.

*ETHIAN VERSE

MY LADY JANE ... ✎ set in a world where two species of beings exist: verities and ethians. normal, unextraordinary humans are called verities, while humans with the ability to shapeshift into animals are known as ethians. despite how spectacular this all sounds, the people in this world aren't very fond of ethians and most won't hesitate to ostracize or even execute one upon learning their identity.
✎ penelope is an ethian who takes the shape of a bee. it's unassuming and unimpressive, but it aids her in picking up the hottest scoops among the ton. bees are the new fly on the wall.